Friends Friday -BIRTHDAY PARTY!
posted in Friends Friday | Tagged: 25% off, birthday, discount, Moon Shy, Sexier Side of the hill, Total-E-Bound
It’s Total-E-Bound’s special day today. Believe it or not they’ve been providing Litergasmic smut for four whole years now. Isn’t that fantastic? And to celebrate they’re giving 25% of ALL their Ebooks.

Simply go over to total-e-bound, pick up all the yummy books your little heart desires and you’ll get your 25% discount at the virtual till, it’s as easy as that.
I’ve got a fair few stories at Total-E-Bound but here are two of my titles I suggest you try out if you’re finding it difficult to decide which Blisse to go for.
My first release with the lovely TEB ladies was Sexier Side of the Hill.

Michelle has just graduated from university and is embarking on a new career as a doctor. She’s going to have a big 40th birthday party to prove to her younger uni pals that she isn’t over the hill, and on a booze cruise to France she has a sexy adventure with two hot bi guys.
But this is just the start, as her ex-boyfriend, Darren, shows up at her party, walking in on a very hot threesome. But will he turn around and walk out or stay to join in?
A very hot number with some very sexy interludes in public places!
And something completely different…I didn’t really want to write this book but the story nibbled at me until I gave in and wrote it! I didn’t know how I was going to make a werewolf sexy and geeky but I think I pulled it off with Moon Shy!

Desdemona takes great joy in the full moon. She maims and kills with enthusiasm and wishes she could be a werewolf every day. Lowell hates what he is. He wishes that the full moon would only come around once in a million years.
Jenny is a sweet girl who often acts before she thinks, especially when a man is involved. She finds herself between these two werewolves. She loves Lowell, he was her school crush way back when. Desdemona is her superior and makes her working life a misery.
But which werewolf will have Jenny in the end? Will Desdemona succeed in killing her during the full moon, or will Lowell be able to keep her safe and in the dark about his horrific secret? It comes down to a fight between two werewolves, one Moon lover and one Moon Shy. Who will win?
Now, I’m going to ask my fellow TEB authors to join in the party here at the Blisse Blog by commenting on this post with their Total-E-Bound story they think you should read. It should introduce you to some new authors and help you make the most of today’s 25% off Birthday offer. And readers do you have a Total-e-Bound title you’d recommend to others to buy? Please leave your suggestions in the comments below!
posted in Blog | Tagged: Chat, Getting Hitched, giveaway, prizes, Sizzling Summer reads, The Romance Room, Victoria Blisse

The Romance Room has a Sizzling Summer Reads event going on right now and there are prizes a-plenty on offer including Amazon gift certificates and tickets to RomCon 2011!
And today you can win a copy of Getting Hitched by answering one simple multiple choice question. Just go to this page and scroll down ’til you hit the first question of the day. I’ll give you an extra hint as to where to find the answer. Check out the book page for Getting Hitched here at victoriablisse.co.uk
So what you’re waiting for? I will be announcing other giveaways over the next few weeks and clear the 14th July because I am chatting all day in The Romance Room Lounge and I will be giving yet more books away!
A Flash for International Kissing Day!
posted in Blog | Tagged: BBW, erotica, flash fiction, Free reads, hot, international kissing day 2011, Silver Flash, sunshine, Wank Wednesday
Talk about multi-tasking! It’s Wednesday and that means Flash fiction! Not only am I using the Silver Flash prompt ‘It’s always the quiet ones, y’know’ and the Wank Wednesday prompt ‘shine’ I add in a great big juicy snog to celebrate International Kissing Day…all in 1000 words too. No wonder I feel worn out!

Sunshine. I mean, most people take it for granted but for a Brit sunshine in the actual summer is like a dessert you only get on special occasions so you have so much of it you feel sick. So the sun is out and so am I. I’m a writer, a recluse a geeky girl with curves and glasses. I avoid contact with the real world as much as possible but the sunshine calls to me.
Plus I’m blocked on my latest work so the break will do me good, that’s what I tell myself anyway. I’ve found a shaded corner at the local park under the spreading boughs of a horse chestnut tree. Yes, I love the sun but if I let it directly on my pale skin I will be the one shining for a week and I don’t want that. So I have the shade, a thick blanket and an even thicker book. I’m set up for a day of enjoying the sun. Okay, the shade but I’d have no shade without the sun so my point stands.
“Sally, is that you?” I hear the voice and drop the book to my chest. I look up and there is Chris, a guy I haven’t seen in over ten years.
“Chris?” I reply, scrambling to my feet, “Chris Fletcher?”
“Yes! Sally it is you.” He smiles and walks over into the shadows. “What are you doing here?” “Reading a book, enjoying the sun,” I smile awkwardly. I want to hug him but I’d always wanted to touch him and never had the opportunity. We’d met in college, he was good at everything and infinitely popular and I was his complete opposite.
“It’s good to see you.” He throws his arms around me which takes me by surprise but I soon relax into his warm, hard body and squeeze him back.
“Lovely to see you too,” I continue, “it’s been a long time.”
“Yeah, it has. What are you up to these days?”
Ah, the question. I answer it tactfully at first.
“I’m a freelance writer and author.”
“Really? That’s brilliant. You always wanted to be an author.”
“Yeah,” I jump in before he could ask the inevitable, “and are you a doctor now?”
“Oh no, would I be here if I were? No, I started up a little business, it’s doing well actually.”
“Good,” I smile, “I’m glad you’re doing well.”
“Let’s sit down,” Chris points to my blanket, “it feels so formal standing here.”
I sit on my blanket, he lies down and stretches out beside me. His shorts show off his tanned, muscled legs. I try hard not to expose too much of my legs as I tuck my swirly skirt in around me.
“So what do you write?” he asks. I knew he would.
“Erotica.”
“Oh, wow.”
“It’s always the quiet ones y’know. “ I wait for the inevitable excuse and walk away.
“Good on you,” he lays a hand on my thigh making me tingle, “are you happy in your work?”
“Love it,” I reply, “and I manage to make a living from it.”
“That’s what counts.”
“Do you enjoy your work?”
“Not really, no.” He sighs, “I did what my father told me. It hasn’t made me happy.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.” I felt sad for him, he had so much potential and enthusiasm.
“I even married the woman he told me to.”
My heart sinks. Of course he’s married.
“She divorced me a few months ago,” he continues, “took everything, least we had no kids. I wanted kids.”
“Oh Chris, you’ve had a bad time of it.” I lay my hand over his, still on my thigh, and squeeze, “but you can start afresh now, pursue something you want for a change.”
“Yes,” he smiles, “you’re right and I’m going to start with you.”
He pulls himself up and presses his lips to mine. I’m in shock, I’ve dreamed of this so many times and here, as the sun shines on a rare British summer’s day I am being kissed by the man of my fantasies.
“I wanted to do this when we were in college but I didn’t.”
He slid his hand up and under my sundress as I clung to his shoulders for support.
“I didn’t because I was a fool and always regretted it. I never knew much about you but that you treated me like a human being,” his fingers continued up my thigh as he spoke, “that you smiled at me and meant it. You weren’t after my father’s millions.”
I gasp as his fingers find my pubic hair.
“No knickers, I like it.”
His fingers plunge between my sticky wet lips and I wonder if the sun has gone to my head and I am really dreaming all this. I don’t care, it is perfect so I immerse myself in it. I kiss him, my hands roam down to his shorts and feel the bump within. I free him, aware of the cool breeze around us, the noises of the park but I don’t care if we’re caught.
I take him in my hand, his cock is thick, hard and feels perfect as I pump up and down in time with his finger fucking. Our lips never part for more than a split second as the kiss deepens and intensifies and creates a bridge for our lusts to flow freely across. When we come, together and explosively we moan and gasp and kiss and then laugh.
“I’m so glad I came for a walk in the park today,” He says, re-zipping his shorts as I rearrange my skirt, “I have always wanted to find you again.”
“I’m glad you found me,” I say, kissing his cheek, “I’ve always wanted you.”
“Shall we walk in the sunshine? It’s not far to mine…”
“Yes,” I reply, “please.”
And so begins a new chapter. My erotic dreams come true. Thank goodness for the lure of the sun!
I hope you enjoyed my little flash for International Kising Day!
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posted in Blog | Tagged: dirty deeds, Lucy Felthouse, Review, Uniform Behaviour
Hello all. Just a quick one today as I’m not feeling well. (Yes, yes, I am searching for sympathy!) But I couldn’t wait to crow about a brilliant new review for the wonderful Uniform Behaviour anthology!

And my story, Dirty Deeds gets a great mention in this review!
All I can say is wow! I loved the sensual scene in this one it was a little bit of rough and a little bit of sweet but with the right touch of class.
To read the whole review check out JBP reviews!
posted in Blog |
I had a fantastic weekend. Bright and early Saturday morning I set off for the capital. After fighting my way through the packed tube and throwing my bag down in my hotel room I went off to explore for a while as I had some hours to kill before the main event off my visit.
So, trotting around the British Library I found the first item in my title, yes, the TARDIS, sadly, the Doctor wasn’t home though!

Also I read this poem by Mervyn Peake which I found very apt.

So, I freshened up, hit the tube for a mercifully short journey and soon saw familiar faces at the bar across the road from SH! Hoxton.

I’m sure you recognise my face on the left of the photo, then we have KD Grace, Kay JayBee, Jacqueline Applebee, Lexie Bay, Justine Elyot & husband and Janine Ashbless. Some I’ve met before and a couple were new friends who’s company I thoroughly enjoyed.
So as time ticked on we headed over the road the the light, bright pink of SH! Inside waited the lovely Lucy Felthouse (a listener for the evening just like me) with Rebecca Bond and the phototastic Parv Roopray. I met yet more new people. A lovely reader named Liz as well as Rubyyy Jones, a vision in red and Suzanne Portnoy and many more. It was certainly a hot a steamy night down those SH! stairs…
And then there was the hot weather too. ;)
Rachel Kramer Bussel kicked off her evening with a racy reading of one of her own stories and then the assembled readers read stories or excerpts from stories found in Rachel’s anthologies like Gotta Have it, Orgasmic and Smooth.

All the readings were brilliant and apart from the odd chuckle (Sex can be funny and funny is definitely sexy!) the room was silent as each proud author took to the stage, well it was a pink sofa actually but you know what I mean.

It was a brilliant night and I heartily thank the SH! girls for all their hospitality, they have big hearts and easy laughs. I can see I will have to find an excuse to visit them again very soon!
I had further fun with a group of lovely smut writers over at Pizza express just up the road from SH! Hoxton. Great service by the way! As I munched yummy pizza and decadent cheesecake the conversation flowed and as several people remarked it was lovely to feel somewhat normal for a change! I could talk sex and writing and these wonderful people understood me and often had felt the same things too. A glorious thing to experience I can tell you.
And we covered some interesting topics of conversation. How to make bath bombs, the ‘joy’ of visiting a cinema full of rowdy kids, hot male bods, Erotica London (the event), childhood sweets and, somewhat randomly, turtles. The time flew by and I just didn’t want to say goodbye at the end of it all. I had to though. I needed sleep and then to get home the next day…another 5 hour coach journey. Yep, I am mad.
So love and thanks goes out to every person who made this past weekend such fun. I can’t wait for the next time!













