The term “boobiesexual” was first coined in 2005 by blogger and podcaster Cunning Minx, mainly because there was no word at the time to describe her sexual orientation. “Sexual labels are convenient; it’s much easier to say, ‘I’m bisexual’ than to say, ‘I’m mostly straight and really into cocks, but I’ve been with a woman once or twice and can take or leave it, except for the breasts, which I grope at every opportunity . . . and it’s entirely possible that I simply haven’t met the right woman,’ ” she said in a Village Voice interview.

Personally, I think that the definition mentions women only because so few men (even gay men) would wind up outside the definition. Personally, I find them endlessly fascinating, as anyone who has read my stories can probably tell.

When I started taking notes on the themes and general plotlines of my latest work-in-progress (code name “STACK” because I don’t have a title yet) I found myself with an idea that would really turn me on if the breasts got really big, and if attention was focused on them a lot more than I’ve done before. I was frustrated, though, by the thought that with an audience that is composed of significant numbers of both genders, my idea might come across as puerile to the women, and I might end up driving some of them away.

Now this is not an uncommon doubt for me. Erotica is a funny thing, with all its twists and turns and intricacies of kinks and squicks. Anything you write risks turning people off, and possibly turning them away. Whenever I pull out another one of my secret little interests, one of those things that could really become a fetish if I had the chance, I worry that it’s going to cost me readers or listeners.

These fears are mostly unfounded. People listen to my podcast and read my work for the stories themselves primarily, I believe, and for explicit sex second. They like sex, but it doesn’t have to be completely in accord with their individual orientations and kinks in order to be enjoyable. Anyone for whom that isn’t true, isn’t going to stay around very long, in any case, because my stories are rather diverse. So in the end I’m just writing what I think is sexy, and letting my worries go.

But just because they’re unfounded, doesn’t mean they don’t plague me. So before embarking on this novel-length project, I wanted to get some feedback that doing a book with this much boob attention was going to be well received. I put out some tweets on the topic, a few posts on Facebook, and what do you know… I started getting some very enthusiastic responses. More than a few, more than I usually got when I posted teasers. It seems that a lot of women would claim the term “boobiesexual” to describe themselves.

Now the data is more than a little sketchy, but it just may be that I have discovered a seriously under-served market. There are plenty of people writing M/M erotic romances, and writing kinky and menage erotic romances, and writing straight erotic romances…but boobiesexual erotic romance? I don’t think there are very many of those out there.

Now don’t get me wrong. There is erotic fiction that focuses on breasts. For example, there are a number of websites that cater to the ‘breast expansion’ fetish. They offer stories, along with altered photographs (“morphs”) and art depicting women who either have, or obtain, breasts that are far larger than the biggest silicone queens ever get in real life. But that’s not precisely what I’m talking about. Those stories usually don’t recognize the appeal to the boobiesexual woman, and there’s rarely a romantic element, the focus on the developing relationship.

The more I write, and put the stories I write out there, the more I learn that Ann Regentin’s First Rule of Writing is not only correct, but profound:

“When you feel like you’ve gone too far, keep going.”

So I’m doing it. So far I have a few hundred words of experimental narrative, a half-finished outline, some character sketches and setting notes. The more I work on it, however, the more right this feels.

Imagine it: the heroine has got nice boobs. She knows it. She likes it when people look, when they touch, when they taste. If her partner is particularly attentive, she might even climax just from that. A lover who rushes into her pants won’t impress her; in fact, she’ll insist that her panties stay on for a good long time. It’s not that she’s numb below the waist, far from it, but she’s just as sensitive on top and enjoys that sort of attention.

She also likes to look and touch and taste other women’s boobs. It’s a sexual feeling of a different nature to being with a man. Muscles are hard and strong and powerful and she likes that; boobs are soft and squishy and fun, and she likes that too. She likes to squeeze them and pinch them and maybe even slap them a little to watch them bounce.

The attraction is primal. She might be aware that some people would call her fascination juvenile; they might say that she was weaned too early, or too late. She doesn’t care. She likes what she likes, and is completely unapologetic about it.

She’s attracted to men who like boobies as much as she does. She likes to catch a man checking out her cleavage, and waggle a finger as if she disapproves. Her ultimate sexual fantasy is to enjoy a really nice pair while the man she loves makes her feel like a goddess.

Yeah. I can do that.

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Thank you very much! Now I feel the need to go and look at some boobies but in a whole new, interesting way.

You can also find a review of The Point, but I’m afraid that it wasn’t the reviewers cup of tea. Oh well, thanks for your time and review anyway M.N. Mori. I am glad to say that several other reviewers have loved The Point and if you look at the Total-E_Bound page you can read some of them. Lucy begs for more please, Delane from Coffe time romance thinks the love scenes are beyond hot and Book Wench BD Whitney loved the thread of humour through the whole book.

And finally you can vote for The Point to win the book cover of the month award. It is a gorgeous cover so please take a moment to vote for it. Thank you.

Vote Here Please during the month of September. Thank you.

Just a quick note to let you know that in future friday’s are going to be a special day of the week because I will have some of my fellow authors guest blogging right here at victoriablisse.co.uk!

Yes, Next Friday and every Friday after that will be Friends Friday, yaaaay! And we kick off with Noblis Erotica who will be certain to entertain you I’m sure.

So today, to get us ready, we’ll think about friends.

I’m very blessed to have loads of good friends. Recently,I met up with a friend from college who I’ve not seen for years. She lives over in Thailand and was back visiting family. We met up in a cafe and it was like we’d never been parted. Those are the best friends, where you can pick up where you left off no matter how much time passes between meet ups. Thanks Kate, you’re a star!

I haveanother good friend who I’ve never actually met. We met on a porn writer’s forum many moons ago (I make it about 5 years ago now) and even though we couldn’t be much more different in many respects we’ve become the best of friends. A email from Flannel brightens up any day.

But I have saved the best for last as my ver best friend in all the world happens to also be my husband. He’s always there for me, he understands my humour, he knows just how to cheer me up and how to comfort me and he is the best husband and the best friend I could ever hope to have. Kev, you’re the absolute best and I’ll love you always.

So, tell me about your friends. So often we take them for granted, right now we should celebrate them.

Shar is the grand prize winner and will get a copy of Restoration, Travel Delight and The Point

And meathead96 has won one Blisse ebook of his choice.

Congratulations to the winners and commiserations to those who didn’t get drawn out of the floppy, floral hat of fun this time around, better luck next time!

Whilst I’m here I’ll let you know about an all new review for The Point! It can be found over at the Phantom Paragrapher and here is just a little snippet for you:

As the story progresses since of course it’s a romance , sparks fly between Hugh and Elizabeth. But alas, one complication – She is a mortal and he is a vampire. Is Elizabeth willing to sacrifice in the name of love or will Hugh’s worries stop them from making the next step? Find out in this wonderful, fast-paced novella , that once you finished it leaves you craving for more

Visit Paula at the Phantom Paragrapher to read the review in its entirety.

And don’t forget the Whipped Cream reviews Scavenger hunt to win a Nook preloaded with The point and loads more hot erotic romances!

Firstly we have my own competition that closes on the 17th August.

You can win 3 Blisse ebooks (The Point, Restoration and Travel Delight)and 1 runner up will win their choice of one of those three titles as well.

And you have three ways to win!

First simply follow me on twitter and send me a message saying "I want to enter the summer fun competition". I am @victoriablisse over there.
Or you can follow me on facebook and when you send a friend request please put in the note that you want to enter the summer fun competition.

And finally simply email me at victoria @ victoriablisse. co. uk (no spaces) and title your email "Summer fun competition" then simply tell me you want to win the ebooks and that will count as an entry too.

And then of course the Whipped Cream reviews Scavenger Hunt is ongoing and you can win a nook if you join in with that. And not just any old nook, but one loaded up with lots of erotic romance titles including The Point! You have until the 29th of August to get your entries in for that one.

And finally, my husband known as Mr Blisse or Mitnik to his friends has just set up a little website called eroticwhispers and you can use it to send a sexy ecard to your friends. It’s really easy, you can send it via facebook, twitter or by email and you can pick one of the sample ecards on the page or you can upload your own photo to use.

It’s a lovely way to send something to a friend or lover and is easy, customisable and quick! Give it a go, I know you’re going to like it!

The winner will receive a copy of The Point, Travel Delight and Restoration! One runner up will win their choice of one of the previously mentioned ebooks too!

And you have three ways to win!

First simply follow me on twitter and send me a message saying “I want to enter the summer fun competition”. I am @victoriablisse over there.
Or you can follow me on facebook and when you send a friend request please put in the note that you want to enter the summer fun competition.

And finally simply email me at victoria @ victoriablisse. co. uk (no spaces) and title your email “Summer fun competition” then simply tell me you want to win the ebooks and that will count as an entry too.

You can of course follow all three steps and get three entries or you can pick the one that suits you best, take your pick! You have until the 17th of August to get your entries in. I will announce the winner and runner up on facebook, twitter and victoriablisse.co.uk on the 18th August! Good luck.

Now, pop on over to Upauthors and read Ron Knight’s blog and see which top twenty The Point features in!

Also don’t forget you can win a Nook Pre-loaded with The Point and loads of other titles by joining in the LASR Scavenger Hunt.

This one is the cover for Moon Shy which is being released on the 27th September. As I’m sure you know, Moon Shy is part of the Over The Moon anthology so it won’t be a new release really but if you want to get your hands on my hot yet reluctant werewolf all on his own then you will be able to do just that from the 27th September.

Here’s the blurb:

Lowell is a werewolf. Desdemona is a werewolf. That is where the similarities end.

Desdemona takes great joy in the full moon. She maims and kills with enthusiasm and wishes she could be a werewolf every day. Lowell hates what he is. He wishes that the full moon would only come around once in a million years.

Jenny is a sweet girl who often acts before she thinks, especially when a man is involved. She finds herself between these two werewolves. She loves Lowell, he was her school crush way back when. Desdemona is her superior and makes her working life a misery.

But which werewolf will have Jenny in the end? Will Desdemona succeed in killing her during the full moon, or will Lowell be able to keep her safe and in the dark about his horrific secret? It comes down to a fight between two werewolves, one Moon lover and one Moon Shy. Who will win?

If you can’t wait to read it ’til September then pick up a copy of the Over The Moon Anthology and enjoy it today with the bonus of 5 other hot werewolf stories to read too!

And don’t forget,Whipped Cream’s Anniversary Nook hunt starts today! You can win a Nook pre loaded with loads of erotic romance stories including a copy of The Point! Just look here for details of how to win.

Stopping Point is the second book in my Point Vamp Series. In this story we find out alot more about Josh, a guy who has a small bit-part in The Point. Here’s the blurb:

Josh is a vampire he just doesn’t quite know it yet.

He is confused and his voluptuous sire, Cara is far too busy being mysterious to really help him unlock the secrets of his afterlife. However, he pieces it together by himself and decides to turn his best mates into Vampire’s too. This doesn’t quite go to plan but he does discover The Point and its unique ten second rule.

Cara does not approve of Josh visiting The Point but that night she turns up at his door bloodied and much more dead than usual and accepts Josh’s help to escape from her much older and much crazier Sire Leopold. How is Josh going to defeat an older, wiser and more powerful vampire? He hasn’t a clue but for Cara he is willing to find out.

And so, with no further ado, here is the book cover for Stopping Point which you’ll be able to buy from the 18th October from Total-E-Bound.

Gorgeous isn’t it? I can hardly wait for release day! If you need a little paranormal romance whilst we wait for Stopping Point’s release day you can always read The Pointand see the story that spawned the series or if you fancy something a bit different check out Moon Shy in the Over The Moon to read about my Reluctant Werewolf, Lowell.

Oh and there’s even a freebie to sink your teeth into! To Comfort a Vampire is set in the same bar as my Point Vamp series and is a hot, short story which will pique your appetite!

That should keep you going for a while!

Anthology reading has its own special delight, it’s like sitting down with a bag of pick and mix sweets. You don’t really know what you’re going to get next and you will discover favourite flavours as you go through the bag and look forward to getting those ones again.

Sex in the City Paris, Edited by Maxim Jakubowski is a real mixed bag. You’ve got allsorts in between its covers and I am sure you will find stories in there which float your boat. The linking theme is, of course, the city of Paris but each story picks different areas of the city and each piece gives you a different impression of what many people consider to be the most romantic place in the world.

Each story is hot and sensual but like with my bag of pick and mix I have picked out a couple that are my very favourites. The Red Brassiere by EllaRegina is not only clever but entertainingly vivid and sensual too. It is flirty and light and then serious and passionate but it is a wonderful flight of fancy that carries you along with French abandonment from beginning to end.

Gargloyles and sidewalk café’s has a particularly artistic Parisian flair to it. Peter Baltensperger creates a very convincing artist named Jacqueline and her lusty adventures are both sensual and exotic and it is a story which could not be set anywhere else, it really does shout Paris with every written word.

Toni Sands story,Some Virgins Learn Quickly in theory, could have happened anywhere but in choosing Paris she has given it a very particular zest that adds to the excitement of the story. It is so detailed and descriptive that you feel you are there in Paris with Helen as she is seduced not only by the older Emile but by the city itself. It may well be a story that could sit in any town or city the world over but it is in Paris that it flourishes and becomes all the more arousing for its setting.

Not all the stories were particularly to my liking in this anthology, I have to be honest but I did find it to generally be an entertaining and erotic read. It is an adventure, where you’re not certain what might come next or who you will meet around the next corner but it will leave you with a desire to see Paris, to experience it and to be seduced in the city of lovers.

And in other news, I got the cover for Stopping Point today. It’s brilliant but I’m being evil and won’t let you all see it…yet. Watch this space, folks. I am sure I won’t be able to keep it to myself for very long!

Not even at home is Theresa safe from her fantasies and frustration. She weaves a steamy web around an awesome threesome, imagining both the stone god and the doctor pleasuring her. There’s great imagery here as the contrast between the cold, hard stone of the statue and the warm, soft flesh of the humans is explored. Theresa has the doctor telling her she’s a slut so we have the grimy statue, the dirty girl and the plummy-voiced doctor also getting down and dirty. Great stuff. But it’s not actually happening yet and boy, do I want it to.

If you want to read more just pop over to Toni’s website and check out the ‘reviews’ tab and you’ll find Restoration listed there.

So, do you fancy an excerpt from Restoration? Oh go on then, here’s one just for you:

I am exhausted. I’ve been working on Priapus till all hours. In my flat at night I lie in my bed, fantasising about the statue I’ve been working on all day. I imagine him in flesh, his cock red and throbbing and I rub myself raw attaining orgasm after orgasm but never feeling satisfied. My vibrators are too small, my fingers too familiar. I want his cock, I need Priapus to split me open and take his tribute from my wide spread verdant valleys.

“Well, he’s not such and ugly bastard after all, then.” Doctor Browning’s voice comes from the other side of the table, close to my ear and I jump, startled.

“I wish you’d announce yourself before walking in.” I hiss, my heart thumping.
“I did, but you were so engrossed with Priapus here, you didn’t hear me.”

“Oh, right. Well, you have to concentrate when you’re doing such delicate tasks, Doctor.”

“I imagine so, I certainly do. He’s looking good so far, Theresa.”

“Thank you,” I smile, “He’s definitely a Roman impression of the god. The Greeks had him down as some kind of ugly midget with a big prick. This Priapus is much too pretty and tall to be Greek.”

“I’d agree, and where he was found backs that up. He is a handsome chap, isn’t he?” Doctor Browning runs a finger over Priapus’ hair, over his nose and traces gently over his lips. I lick my own as these actions seem blatantly sexual to me, though they can’t be. I mean Doctor Browning just isn’t like that, is he?

“Anyway,” he pulls his hand away like he’s been scolded, “Great work Theresa. I’ll be back next week to check on the progress.”

“Okay.” I nod and then lower my eyes to my task once more.

Restoration is just 99p from Xcite and right now you can choose 3 ebooks and only pay for 2 of them so have a browse through their erotic selection and treat yourself today.

Don’t forget, if you enjoy the excerpt form Spiced Vanilla you can pick up your copy from Total-E-Bound this week at 10% off, so now is the ideal time to buy!

6th July (Okay I’m a day late, don’t tell anyone) is international kissing day and I love kisses. One of my utmost favourite things to write is the first kiss between two new characters. It is exciting, passionate and the anticipation leading up to it is breath taking. I love it, love it, love it. So to celebrate International Kissing day I’m going to share with you 3 different first kisses.

Our first comes from the exhibitionist tale Naked Rain which you can find in eXcite’s Big and Beautiful Anthology.

“I walked outside and expected no one to be around. I was delighted when I looked over the bushes to see you standing there, so beautifully displaying your gorgeous body.”

“Oh, well, I don’t know about that.” She stuttered and the arms that had fallen to her side as she enjoyed the rain crept up towards covering her breasts again.

“No, no, please don’t cover yourself, you look so good. The water just caresses your beautiful curves.” Richard took a step forward and reached out a hand as if to touch her.

“No, don’t,” She cried, “we can’t- you mustn’t-I’m old enough to be your mother.”

“I doubt that, “he replied and stepped closer, “and honestly, I don’t care, you’re fucking hot and I want you.”

His fingers touched her as those words zinged through her mind. He skimmed his hands down her side, delicately sliding his thumb over her breast and stomach, his hand stopping just above her buttocks. Before she could protest he pulled her to him and their lips collided as his arm wrapped around her and pulled her tightly to him.

His lips pressed against hers, they vibrated with his moan of pleasure and Sandra’s mind stopped working and her instincts kicked in. She kissed back with fevered passion. She enjoyed the undulation of his soft, delicate lips against hers and revelled in the feeling. This was just what she’d imagined, just what she’d fantasised about and the heavy droplets of water covering her back just added to the arousal coursing through her veins.

This one is for all you people sweltering in hot July heat, it’s an excerpt from Making it Real. Maybe all this snow will cool you down a little!

“No, no, no.” I tried to wriggle from his grasp, but as he leant down to the ground to scoop up the snow, he pulled me with him. I kept giggling, shrieking and struggling to escape, but he was holding me fast and he pulled the zip down on my mac until my chest was exposed. He smooshed a massive handful of cold whiteness into the creamy flesh there, pressed it down and squashed it against my exposed skin. It took my breath away. He held his hands there as it melted. The icy shock tickled and made me giggle and gasp. When the mass of moistness melted completely, he left his cold hand pressed against my warming skin. The shock of his touch, so intimately pressed over my heart, took my breath away.

“I surrender.” I gasped, my heart thumping.

“Well, I’m not going to let you.” He grinned, turning to scoop up more snow.

“No!” I screamed and tried to pull away from him. All I managed to do was overbalance. I fell to the snow covered lawn, pulling Will down on top of me.

Laughing hysterically, he spluttered, “Are you okay?”

I was giggling, too.

“Yes, I’m fine.” I felt his body heat warming me. I became aware of my breath as it escaped in short pants.

“You’ve got bit of snow just here…” he barely whispered the words as his fingers brushed gently against my cheek. They were cold but they heated me up, slowly at first. The flames of lust licked down his fingers to my cheek and then to my neck and lower to suffuse my chest. His fingers traced a light pattern, softly stroking as our eyes locked. I was lost in the depths of those treacle-coloured orbs. I wanted to lean up and press my lips to his.

I thought I was dreaming when I realised his lips were pressed against mine. My eyes closed and my hands wrapped around his neck. His lips were cold, but then so were mine. As we gently undulated them, the heat flowed through from the points where we were joined to suffuse our lips, mouths, hearts and whole bodies with a burning urge, a fiery need.

The kiss was not satisfied with being small and tight-lipped. It compelled me to press my lips harder to his, to move them apart and slide them all over the surface of his mouth. His lips were soft, supple and giving. He was kissing me as strongly as I was kissing him, his hand gently cupped my face. The snow below me was cold, but it was a delicious contrast to the heat of his body on top of mine. He pulled his lips from me.

“We should go inside,” he gasped, “before you catch pneumonia.”

And last but not least, this is the first kiss between Jack and Emma in Spiced Vanilla which is available as an eBook and as an audiobook too!

I straightened, bending my elbows and bringing my bound hands together in front of me as if I were venerating him as my leader. He stared at me for a moment, his gaze taking in the bound hands, the chocolate-smudged breasts, the long, exposed legs in little ankle boots, that must look ridiculous with my general nakedness. A noise rumbled from his chest to his lips and sent my senses into overdrive.

He ripped off his T-shirt, his apron already wrapped around my wrists, and strode over. He pushed me until my bum was level with the table. His legs rested between my thighs, his arms around my waist, and he lifted me onto the table, with no outward sign of exertion. I wanted to run my hands up and down his shoulder muscles. They bulged so magnificently, I guessed that baking built good upper body strength. It must have done for him to lift me with so little effort.
It was strange how his next action seemed so much more intimate, so much more sexual than anything that had gone before. As he rested between my thighs, he cupped my cheeks with his strong, slightly sticky hands and leant in for a long, hard and demanding kiss.

It pulled my desire through me and I found it all to be displayed there, where our lips touched and met. He could feel how turned on I was , how desperate I was for this, for him, and I did not feel embarrassed. I felt empowered as he forced his tongue between my lips and I pressed my pelvis up, longing to feel his fingers, his tongue or his cock thrust inside me there.

I hope you will make the most of international Kissing Day, now go and kiss someone, quick, it’s the perfect excuse to pucker up!