So, if I sound a bit nasal, excuse me. I’m just at the end of a bit of a cold. Least I’m at the end of it, that’s the good news!

That’s it for now, I’ll be back later this week :)

I read these on an internet forum today and I have to admit I LOL’d at some of them.
Disclaimer: some of these are less than politically correct!

23 of the worst jokes you’ll ever hear

1. Two blondes walk into a building………. You’d think at least one
Of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message – “…If you want to buy
Marijuana,press the hash key…”

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t
Find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
Couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are
Too high.”

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
In.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
Shouted,”Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied “I
Know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.

8. I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
Craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak
And heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
With hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

12. ‘Doc I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home’ “That
Sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ‘ Is it common? ‘ “It’s not unusual.”

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed, is
There anything you can do for him?” “Well,” said the vet, “let’s have a
Look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
Checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s really heavy”

14. Guy goes into the doctor’s. “Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up
My backside.” ..”How’s that?” “Don’t you start.”

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you
Give me a lift?” I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your
Oyster,go for it.’

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
People in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my
Dad,or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I
Think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other “Your round.” The
Otherone says “So are you, you fat bast**d!”

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
Acid,and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the
Other one off.

21. “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
Today.They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, ‘Parking
Fine.’ So that was nice.”

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several
Places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”

23. Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
Small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and
Rescue workers have recovered 1826

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I’ve had such a busy week and it’s only going to get busier. NaNoWriMo starts today and I’m ready and raring to go. My plans have changed, I’m now going to work on a short story collection that will be filled with tales of bus related debauchery. I’ve not got an exciting title as yet, but I’m going with “On the Bus” right now.

If you want to keep up to date with my NaNo progress, check out my profile here and other NaNoer’s can become my writing buddy if they like.

50k in one month, ah the madness. I look forward to November every year as it’s always fun in a masochistic kind of way. This year I’m sweating with Sven and NaNo’ing all at the same time so it’s extra fun. (No really, it is. Fun, all fun. It’s not driving me completely insane,promise!)