posted in Blog | Tagged: BBW, curvy, erotic romance, New release, rubenesque rendezvous, Victoria Blisse, Wild Rendezvous
Do you need something to pep up the last few days of December? You do, well let me suggest to you the final chapter in the Rendezvous trilogy of books. Yep Wild Rendezvous is out now and it is well worth getting excited for!

Okay, so Leanna and Joe are in love, really in love. They’ve worked out their differences and over come some pretty big obstacles already, like Joe’s workaholic nature and Leanna’s reluctance to let anyone get close to her daughter Lucy. Joe’s even survived meeting Leanna’s eccentric mum! But they are about to face the two biggest challenges to date.
Number 1 is A wedding Dress that is TOO SMALL!
Number 2 are you ready for it? Leanna certainly isn’t. It’s her Mother in Law.
‘She can’t be all that bad!’ I hear you cry, oh but you’ve not met her yet. Check this snippet out:
I realise I’ve made a boo-boo with her name so maybe I should be a little more circumspect but the tension in the room is palpable and Beverly is obviously the centre of it. I try really hard to smile sweetly and not to go and throttle the old lady perched on the edge of my sofa. She may have bright red lipstick on and a short, floaty summer dress but she is certainly not young. She reminds me of a lovely old lady I knew when I was a child. She was 70 and wore a bright red wig and make-up to match till the day she passed on. She was bonkers but harmless. Joe’s mum is clearly the former but I’m not convinced of the latter.
‘Ahh, so you’re Deanna.’ She stands up primly, brushes the skirt down her legs, and offers me her hand. ‘Yes, I am Leanna.’ I emphasise the “L” sound at the beginning of my name. ‘Nice to meet you.’ ‘Yes,’ she says and feebly takes my fingers and wiggles them up and down. ‘Of course.’ ‘Mama!’ Lucy greets me by enthusiastically throwing herself around my legs. ‘Hello sunbeam.’ I giggle. ‘Did you miss me?’ I pull her away from my legs and lift her into my arms. Her sticky fingers come up to my cheeks and stroke them. She giggles and I kiss her on her nose. She slobbers on mine in return.
‘You were a much cleaner baby,’ Joe’s mum mumbles a little louder than I believe she realises. ‘I was very careful of that.’ ‘Mother,’ he exclaims in a low, measured tone, ‘would you stop it?’ ‘What, pumpkin? I was just saying.’ ‘And stop calling me that.’ He’s at the end of his tether, I can tell. ‘Joe, love, tea smells lovely. Cinnamony, in fact,’ I spout, trying to alleviate some of the tension. ‘Tea? Oh no, dear, this is coffee, not that disgusting weak brew you Brits like.’ ‘Mother, she means the evening meal.’ He sighs. ‘Yes, we call our evening meal “tea” here in the north.’ ‘Oh, how very peculiar,’ she replies with something approaching a smile or it could have been a grimace. ‘I call it dinner.’
‘I made a pie.’ Joe decides to completely ignore his mother. ‘Lucy helped.’ ‘Yes, the poor urchin was covered in flour when I arrived.’ Joe’s mum butts in again. ‘Did you have fun baking?’ I speak directly to Lucy, who giggles and nods. ‘So we have apple pie for dessert and we’ve got chicken salad for tea. In fact, it just needs serving up.’
‘Brilliant.’ I smile. ‘You’re a star, Joe.’ I put Lucy on the floor. ‘OK, bub, show me the way to the food.’ She giggles, grabs my hand and pulls me over to the dining table. I try hard not to pick up on what Joe’s mum is mumbling about but she doesn’t seem to like the idea of people not hearing what she has to say. ‘Fancy not changing before dinner, how uncouth, and expecting the man to cook? Oh my, it’s ridiculous. What a terrible wife she’s going to make.’
I take a deep, calming breath. She’s of the older generation; she may be suffering a little culture shock or jet lag, maybe both. I’m willing to cut her a little slack.
See what I mean and she only gets worse? If you want to see if the wedding ever actually takes place then you need to pick up Wild Rendezvous today and finish off your collection!
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Yesterday I did a lot of reading. I’m half way through Changeless by Gail Carriger. It’s a brilliant book, the second in the series. Well worth checking out if you like paranormal stories and /or historicals as it’s got a bit of both!

So what are you reading? I’m reading on my brand new kindle (which I love, btw) what are you using to do your reading? An e-reader or good’ol print?
Whoever comments on this post can chose one of my back catalogue and I’ll email it to you to read at your leisure. Now the madness of Christmas is over you all deserve a treat! Just tell me what you’re reading and what Blisse book you’d like to read and I’ll email it over to you tomorrow! This contest will close at 7am GMT (around 1am EST I believe) so get your comments in quick!
posted in Blog | Tagged: boxing day, ebooks, kindle, Reading
It’s a Brit thing but boxing day is awesome. Christmas day rocks in many ways, the presents the food and the hustle and bustle but boxing day is a day to relax. It’s a day to play with your Christmas toys, eat left over sandwiches and just chill out. It’s the day to recover from the craziness of the days and weeks that have proceeded it.

It’s also St. Stephen’s day, like in the Carol Good King Wenceslas. So now you know!
So who got a Kindle/nook/sony/ipad some kind of ebook reading device for Christmas? I DID! I got a lovely Kindle and she is beautiful. I’m going to spend a fun day downloading things. If you’ve got a lovely new reading device you can check out my books section to find something to read on it.
So relax today and chill out. Eat a left over sandwich and enjoy your day. It’s the British thing to do. ;)
posted in Blog | Tagged: Christian Erotica writer, Jesus, Merry Christmas, Nativity
I love Christmas, it’s such a wonderful treat in the middle of winter. I have always loved the magic of Christmas and the season of advent that leads up to it. As a Christian Christmas has a deep meaning that resonates inside and makes me well up with joy. I know Jesus wasn’t born in the winter, I know all that but I still love Christmas. It’s important to remember Jesus entering the world as a child.

We had a fantastic sermon last week in the family service. My vicar had a few gifts for the kids to unwrap. The first lad picked the biggest and got a box of hay, there was a cloth, a few coins and an air freshener and a few stems of myrrh. They all had meanings but they didn’t seem like important gifts on the face of it all.
The hay, the cloth, the coins and air freshener all point at the humble beginning Jesus had. He was born in a stable, with animals all around, laid in some bits of cloth in a manager. His family were very poor, it was not the usual beginning of a king. The Myrrh, like the gift of the wise man, points to Jesus’s future and his death. The reason he came to earth was to die a cruel and painful death to rescue us all from our sins.
I know you may find this a little (a lot!) different to the usual fair in my blog but it is very important to me. So today as you eat, drink, open presents and make merry remember the reason for the season. That amazing little baby, Jesus.
As always if you have any questions or comments feel free to add them to this post or shoot me an email via the contact form!
And finally I want to wish you all a

Have a day filled with joy and laughter. :)
Christmas Eve and Blissemas Winner!
posted in Blog | Tagged: Always Christmas in Lincoln, Blissemas Kindle winner, christmas spirit warms the heart, Making it Real, Seductive Rendezvous, victoria blisse Christmas ebooks
Hello everyone First I want to direct you to the Blissemas facebook page where you can watch the official draw video for the Blissemas Kindle winner! Congratulations Tammy Ramey and thanks to all who joined in authors and commentors alike! Look out for The Big Blisse Kiss coming February 2012 for your next chance to win big with Blisse. :)
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed Blissemas and now I am really ready for Christmas Eve. I love it. The cooking, the busyness, the wrapping, the traditions and the Christmas films on TV. I know I enjoy being so busy but I also need some time for me too. So I’m gonig to suggest some festive Blisse reads to give you some time away from the hustle bustle of the season.
Christmas Spirit Warms the Heart is cute and romantic with a good dose of sex thrown in there too.

Do you believe in Santa? He believes in you.
Jodi is a toll booth operator and she meets Mike when one night he forgets change for the toll. There is an instant connection and they decide to meet up on Christmas Eve for a date. However plans are almost ruined when Mike’s car refuses to start but then Santa swoops down and gives them a lift on his sleigh.
Our couple get to know each other intimately during their stay at Santa’s grotto and are surprised to find out that Father Christmas has a job for them both but will our virgin lovers take on the task?

He’s her secret fantasy, but can she turn her dreams into reality? Mary loves the internet but is surprised to find herself falling in love over it. Will is a mysterious, sexy American she meets on a forum and soon it becomes apparent they have Chemistry. Part time waitress and full time author Mary is thrilled to find out her online crush is visiting England on business and plans to seduce him but will the heat that freely flows from monitor to monitor be present in the cold reality of Manchester in winter?
Making it Real is a longer read but it concludes at Christmas time and contains one of my favourite ever sexy scenes that starts with a snowball fight!

Second title in the Rendezvous triolgy, part of Xcite Book’s Ultimate Curves Rubenesque Range.
Joe and Leanna are meant for each other. He dominates her in just the way she likes and spanks her in just the way she needs. It’s Christmas and to get in the mood Leanna dresses as a very naughty, sexy elf and gets herself a well deserved spanking for it.
But after the fun Joe announces he has to go away on business and Leanna gives him an ultimatum. Will he choose his job or the love of his life and her child?
Seductive Rendezvous is the middle book of the Rubenesque Rendezvous trilogy, treat yourself to all three in ebook or order the Print Collection called Tempting Rendezvous. You’ll not look at an elf suit in the same way after reading this one.
And finally Always Christmas in Lincoln, my latest release.

It isn’t really always Christmas in Lincoln but when Felicity gets her man it feels like it.
Felicity hates Christmas. It reminds her of a traumatic event from her childhood. She thinks the Permanent Christmas shop is tacky, with its windows full of trees and tinsel all year round and would rather it disappeared from her picturesque home town.
When she discovers that Carl, who she lusts over every time she sees him in the tea rooms, is in fact the owner of Ho, Ho, Ho! She’s not quite sure what to think. It takes a sexy meeting in the middle of a fake winter wonderland to make her realise the advantages of Christmas in the middle of summer.
As time passes, Carl and Felicity indulge in more sexy liaisons but as Christmas approaches Felicity doubts whether she is anything more than a sensual distraction for the festive shop owner and when her handsome ex, Sean, sweeps into town on a quest to win her back she finds she has a tough decision to make.
Can Carl and his Christmas cheer win over her hardened heart?
I’m sure you can find something there to tickle your fancy! :)













